{"title":"Funny Patterns","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"frankenstein-is-the-monster-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Frankenstein is the Monster - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe tryptich is finally complete! This goes out to everyone that has Um Actually-ed me in my comment section about how Frankenstein's Creature is pretty chill all things considered, Frankenstein himself is the real monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in May 2025. Find exclusive \u0026amp; time-released patterns, blog posts \u0026amp; more at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\" rel=\"noopener nofollow noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on 18 count fabric in a 7\" hoop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePattern info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e90 x 63 stitches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count: 6 3\/8 x 4 1\/2 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003einches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e16 count: 5 5\/8 x 4 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003einches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e18 count: 5 x 3 1\/2 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003einches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDMC 310, 597, 962, 987\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with white background, and symbol-only pattern with white background. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47878435504285,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/FullSizeRender4.jpg?v=1777431899"},{"product_id":"here-for-a-meh-time-cross-stitch-pattern-1","title":"Here For a Meh Time - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo the world has been...extra weird and bad lately. My new year's resolution for 2025 was to just make it through the year, which inspired this pattern!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in January 2025. Find exclusive \u0026amp; time-released patterns, blog posts \u0026amp; more at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\" rel=\"noopener nofollow noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on \u0026amp; sized for 28 count evenweave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePattern info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e67 x 70 stitches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count: 4 3\/5 x 5 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003einches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e16 count: 4 1\/4 x 4 3\/8 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003einches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e18 count: 3 3\/4 x 3 7\/8 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003einches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eDMC 211, 550, 553, 987, 3346\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with white background, and symbol-only pattern with white background. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47882112172189,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_2038_23efcfbb-6eb4-46e3-97f9-17e53aacf699.jpg?v=1777519484"},{"product_id":"cringe-but-free-cross-stitch-patterns","title":"Cringe But Free - Cross Stitch Patterns","description":"\u003cp\u003eLook, I'm a Millenial. I'm in my 30s. I'm not *supposed* to be cool anymore. 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Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47893304705181,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_9733.jpg?v=1777861402"},{"product_id":"live-laugh-lovecraft-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Live, Laugh, Lovecraft - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere is nothing more satisfying than finally making art look IRL like it does in my head! This one has been wasting away in my drafts for literal years. I had such a strong idea in my head that I just couldn't get to look right - until I changed the font \u0026amp; it all clicked into place!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis also inspired me to finally read some Lovecraft! Mr Gremlin has been trying to get me to read it for ages, but I don't love short stories. I finally caved so I wouldn't be a ~fake fan~ when this came out \u0026amp; I'm really enjoying the! My favorites so far have been The Outsider (how did I literally cry at the end of a 5 page story), The Music of Erich Zann (the perfect story imo) \u0026amp; Herbert West, Reanimator (finally, someone who really understood Frankenstein!!), and I'm eager to report back as I read more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in October 2024. 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Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47893459730589,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_0580.jpg?v=1777867170"},{"product_id":"young-dumb-and-full-of-microplastics-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Young, Dumb, and Full of Microplastics - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eI had this stupid thought at work and knew I had to make it immediately. 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Find exclusive \u0026amp; time-released patterns, blog posts \u0026amp; more at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 28 \u003c\/span\u003ecount fabric.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePattern info:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e90 x 58 stitches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 6 3\/8 x 4 1\/8 stitches\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e16 count: 5 5\/8 x 3 5\/8 stitches\u003cbr\u003e18 count:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 5 x 3\/14 stitches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eDMC\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 223, 307, 310, 321, 333, 335, 469, 470, 553, 608, 718, 963, 3766 \u0026amp; 3848\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with black background, full-page pattern with white background, and symbol-only pattern with white background. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47893465825437,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_48913.jpg?v=1777867622"},{"product_id":"skill-issue-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Skill Issue - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eI don't play online co-op games, but my husband plays CS2, and I laugh every time I hear him say this. It's also the same size as my previous internet minis, so they all make a cute set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in August 2024. Find exclusive \u0026amp; time-released patterns, blog posts \u0026amp; more at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\" rel=\"noopener nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e49 x 49 stitches \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count - 3 1\/2 x 3 1\/2 inches (recommended)\u003cbr\u003e16 count - 3 1\/8 x 3 1\/8 inches \u003cbr\u003e18 count - 2 3\/4 x 2 3\/4 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on 28 count fabric in 4\" hoop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eDMC 210, 550, 552, 700, 702\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with white background, and symbol-only pattern with white background. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47893482209437,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_9737.jpg?v=1777868604"},{"product_id":"stitch-or-die-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Stitch or Die - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003e🎶Just shut up, and get rad 'cause now it's time to stitch or die🎶\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo I skateboard? No. But I listen to a lot of skater punk \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/-03q9VE0sOk?si=8GVtwhu-DB8lJs8p\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow nofollow nofollow nofollow nofollow\"\u003emusic\u003c\/a\u003e, and I do cross stitch. I've had this kicking around in my Notes app for ages, and finally got the itch to make it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in May 2024. Find exclusive \u0026amp; time-released patterns, blog posts \u0026amp; more at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\" rel=\"noopener nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on 28 count fabric (which is like 14) in 4\" hoop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e47 x 51 stitches \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count - 3 3\/8 x 3 5\/8 inches (recommended)\u003cbr\u003e16 count - 3 x 3 1\/4 inches \u003cbr\u003e18 count - 2 5\/8 x 2 7\/8 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eDMC 223, 310, 317, 415, 666, 816 \u0026amp; 963\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with white background, and symbol-only pattern with white background. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47893494399133,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/Screenshot2026-05-03at9.27.28PM.png?v=1777868867"},{"product_id":"attack-and-dethrone-santa-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Attack and Dethrone Santa - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eChristmas has dominated the end of the year for too long! 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Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47894775922845,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_4335.jpg?v=1777921786"},{"product_id":"im-something-of-a-cross-stitcher-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"I'm Something Of A Cross Stitcher - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe can't all be scientists like Norman Osborn. 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Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47897060180125,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_78162.jpg?v=1777999659"},{"product_id":"dear-satan-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Dear Satan- Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eDon't you hate it when your boss just won't respond to your emails? Won't pick up your phone calls? It's time to up the ante... Perfect for decorating your office, to give as a gift, or to just passive aggressively hang anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e105 x 105 stitches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count: 7 1\/2 x 7 1\/2 inches \u003cbr\u003e16 count: 6 5\/8 x 6 5\/8 inches\u003cbr\u003e18 count: 5 7\/8 x 5 7\/8 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on 18 count Aida in an 7 inch hoop, and 14 count in an 8 inch hoop. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDMC 666 \u0026amp; 3865 (or any white)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pattern uses full stitches only, great for beginners! You can also easily switch the white stitching for black, and stitch on white fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with black background, full-page pattern with white background, and symbol-only pattern with white background. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47897062473885,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/FullSizeRender_9659f880-de61-43ec-bf5e-97117d1937bc.jpg?v=1777999833"},{"product_id":"actually-frankenstein-is-the-doctor-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Actually Frankenstein is the Doctor - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - Frankenstein is the doctor, the Creature is the \"monster\"...although lets be honest, Frankenstein is a monstrously terrible person. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e90 x 65 stitches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count: 6 3\/8 x 4 5\/8 inches\u003cbr\u003e16 count: 5 5\/8 x 4 1\/8 inches\u003cbr\u003e18 count: 5 x 3 5\/8 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on 18 count white in 7\" hoop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eDMC 310, 962 \u0026amp; 987\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with white background, and symbol-only pattern with white background. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47897947766941,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/20250407_120440.jpg?v=1778018199"},{"product_id":"git-gud-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Git Gud - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eI, like I'm assuming many of you, are Chronically Online™️, and it's always funny to me to take something so modern and stitch it on to fabric IRL like we have been doing for generations. It's also the same size as my previous internet minis, so all 3 make a cute set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in November 2024. Find exclusive \u0026amp; time-released patterns, blog posts \u0026amp; more at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\" rel=\"noopener nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e49 x 49 stitches \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count: 3 1\/2 x 3 1\/2 inches (recommended)\u003cbr\u003e16 count: 3 1\/8 x 3 1\/8 inches \u003cbr\u003e18 count: 2 3\/4 x 2 3\/4 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on 28 count fabric in 4\" hoop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDMC 311, 517, 700, 702, 3755\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with white background.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47897962807453,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_1261.jpg?v=1778018328"},{"product_id":"hell-yeah-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Hell Yeah - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eAs a millennial woman, I deeply, deeply love Jenna Marbles, and reaction gifs, so this one is in heavy rotation. Boss says I can leave early? Hell yeah gif. Husband wants bring home dinner? Hell yeah gif. Terrible person dies? You get the picture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/1-2.jpg?v=1778018908\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in March 2026. Find exclusive \u0026amp; time-released patterns, blog posts \u0026amp; more at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e49 x 49 stitches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 3 1\/2 x 3 1\/2 inches\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e16 count: 3 1\/8 x 3 1\/8 inches\u003cbr\u003e18 count:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 2 3\/4 x 2 3\/4 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003eShown on 28 count fabric in 4 inch hoop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eDMC\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 700, 702 891, 3708 \u0026amp; 3777\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with white background, and symbol-only pattern with white background. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47898000490653,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/Snapseed10.jpg?v=1778018958"},{"product_id":"touch-grass-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Touch Grass - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eOkay, when I designed this it was more a \"haha internet funny\" and less a \"we need to all stop doomscrolling to survive.\" This is a quick, cute gift idea, especially if you stitch it on an ornament blank! It's also the same size as my previous internet minis, so all 3 make a cute se\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in November 2024. Find exclusive \u0026amp; time-released patterns, blog posts \u0026amp; more at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\" rel=\"noopener nofollow noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e49 x 49 stitches \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count: 3 1\/2 x 3 1\/2 inches (recommended)\u003cbr\u003e16 count: 3 1\/8 x 3 1\/8 inches \u003cbr\u003e18 count: 2 3\/4 x 2 3\/4 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on 28 count fabric in 4\" hoop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eDMC 304, 700, 702, 814, 819\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with black background, full-page pattern with white background, and symbol-only pattern with white background. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47898096697501,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_1549.jpg?v=1778020004"},{"product_id":"email-kills-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Email Kills - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eAs a former professional emailer (I had an office job for 7 years), I wish I could have hung this in my cubicle...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in April 2025. Find exclusive \u0026amp; time-released patterns, blog posts \u0026amp; more at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on 14 count fabric in 5\" hoop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e59 x 60 stitches \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count - 4 1\/4 x 4 1\/4 inches \u003cbr\u003e16 count - 6 x 6 inches \u003cbr\u003e18 count - 3 3\/4 x 3 3\/4 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e DMC 223, 554, 3041, 3042, 3354\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with black background, full-page pattern with white background, and symbol-only pattern with white background. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48237248479389,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_26462_623e4251-0b37-412f-8c91-b04c5d66961a.jpg?v=1778631482"},{"product_id":"its-all-love-now-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"It's All Love Now - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eBy popular demand! My Fantasy High Junior Year free patterns absolutely blew up on TikTok (special hello if that's how you found me!), and so many people asked for this one. If you don't watch Dimension 20, don't worry, it's still cute and you don't need to know the backstory!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI stitched this on the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.michaels.com\/product\/dmc-charles-craft-14-count-printediridescent-aida-needlework-fabric-15-x-18-10665947?michaelsStore=9887\u0026amp;inv=1\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow nofollow nofollow\"\u003epink Charles Craft printed Aida\u003c\/a\u003e, but you can't see the pink at all... To get my intended effect, I recommend getting hand-dyed fabric from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/witchsgardencrafts\/?etsrc=sdt\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow nofollow nofollow\"\u003eWitch's Garden Crafts\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/OblongMeow?utm_source=google\u0026amp;utm_medium=cpc\u0026amp;utm_campaign=Search_US_DSA_GGL_ENG_General-Nonbrand_Shop_All\u0026amp;utm_ag=US-EN_DSA-Shop%252BPages\u0026amp;utm_custom1=_k_CjwKCAjwjeuyBhBuEiwAJ3vuofDzn6rMrt4dNpF3CjVtvC_ugkLJmvYr0YO4ccHwTweAx3PRi3BCGxoCsKYQAvD_BwE_k_\u0026amp;utm_content=go_19243288496_143042704783_667996604572_dsa-1640180280716_c_\u0026amp;utm_custom2=19243288496\u0026amp;gad_source=1\u0026amp;gbraid=0AAAAADtcfRJJAiOyFMYmQAHZn8ktLpODn\u0026amp;gclid=CjwKCAjwjeuyBhBuEiwAJ3vuofDzn6rMrt4dNpF3CjVtvC_ugkLJmvYr0YO4ccHwTweAx3PRi3BCGxoCsKYQAvD_BwE\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow nofollow nofollow\"\u003eOblong Meow\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thewitchystitcher.com\/copy-of-kits\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow nofollow nofollow\"\u003eThe Witchy Stitcher,\u003c\/a\u003e or your favorite\/local dyer! This would also look perfect on black Aida too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in June 2024. Find exclusive \u0026amp; time-released patterns, blog posts \u0026amp; more at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\" rel=\"noopener nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e66 x 64 stitches \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count - 4 3\/4 x 4 5\/8 inches (recommended)\u003cbr\u003e16 count - 4 1\/8 x 4 inches \u003cbr\u003e18 count - 3 5\/8 x 3 1\/2 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on 14 count fabric in 5\" hoop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eDMC 321, 601 \u0026amp; 3708\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with white background, and symbol-only pattern with white background. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48258676359325,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_9014.jpg?v=1778719572"},{"product_id":"satan-baby-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Satan Baby - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eI'm a Halloween girl at heart, but as I've grown up, Christmas has started stealing my black little heart. I love setting up my trees (one black with white ornaments, and the other white with black ornaments, because of course), picking out \u0026amp; wrapping gifts, making Christmas cookies, wearing Krampus sweaters. I've even started watching those perfectly insipid holiday movies while I stitch! After playing around with a few different Christmas song ideas, I finally landed on this idea (although I did throw around a \"later we'll eat some fuckin' pie\" idea for a while too).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pattern includes a \"good girl\", \"good boy\" \u0026amp; non-gendered versions. The picture is shown on 14 count fabric in a 6\" hoop, but it also fits in a 5\" hoop on that fabric. For those with patience for metallic floss, the snowflakes would look great with that added glitter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePattern info:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e63 x 66 stitches\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 4 1\/2 x 4 3\/4 inches\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e16 count: 4 x 4 1\/8 inches\u003cbr\u003e18 count:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 3 1\/2 x 3 5\/8 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eDMC\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 04, 817 \u0026amp; 3753\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with black background. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48258677014685,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/Snapseed10_94861503-4178-4090-a611-50d77d8221ca.jpg?v=1778719952"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.thegloomygremlin.com\/collections\/funny-patterns.oembed","provider":"The Gloomy Gremlin","version":"1.0","type":"link"}