{"title":"Internet Minis Patterns","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"skill-issue-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Skill Issue - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eI don't play online co-op games, but my husband plays CS2, and I laugh every time I hear him say this. It's also the same size as my previous internet minis, so they all make a cute set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in August 2024. Find exclusive \u0026amp; time-released patterns, blog posts \u0026amp; more at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\" rel=\"noopener nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e49 x 49 stitches \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count - 3 1\/2 x 3 1\/2 inches (recommended)\u003cbr\u003e16 count - 3 1\/8 x 3 1\/8 inches \u003cbr\u003e18 count - 2 3\/4 x 2 3\/4 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on 28 count fabric in 4\" hoop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eDMC 210, 550, 552, 700, 702\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with white background, and symbol-only pattern with white background. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47893482209437,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_9737.jpg?v=1777868604"},{"product_id":"git-gud-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Git Gud - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eI, like I'm assuming many of you, are Chronically Online™️, and it's always funny to me to take something so modern and stitch it on to fabric IRL like we have been doing for generations. It's also the same size as my previous internet minis, so all 3 make a cute set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in November 2024. Find exclusive \u0026amp; time-released patterns, blog posts \u0026amp; more at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\" rel=\"noopener nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e49 x 49 stitches \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count: 3 1\/2 x 3 1\/2 inches (recommended)\u003cbr\u003e16 count: 3 1\/8 x 3 1\/8 inches \u003cbr\u003e18 count: 2 3\/4 x 2 3\/4 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on 28 count fabric in 4\" hoop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDMC 311, 517, 700, 702, 3755\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with white background.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47897962807453,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_1261.jpg?v=1778018328"},{"product_id":"hell-yeah-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Hell Yeah - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eAs a millennial woman, I deeply, deeply love Jenna Marbles, and reaction gifs, so this one is in heavy rotation. Boss says I can leave early? Hell yeah gif. Husband wants bring home dinner? Hell yeah gif. Terrible person dies? You get the picture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/1-2.jpg?v=1778018908\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in March 2026. 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Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47898096697501,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_1549.jpg?v=1778020004"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.thegloomygremlin.com\/collections\/internet-minis-patterns.oembed","provider":"The Gloomy Gremlin","version":"1.0","type":"link"}