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Find exclusive \u0026amp; time-released patterns, blog posts \u0026amp; more at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\" rel=\"noopener nofollow noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 47 x 51 stitches \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count (recommended)- 3 3\/8 x 3 5\/8 inches \u003cbr\u003e16 count - 3 x 3 1\/4 inches \u003cbr\u003e18 count - 2 5\/8 x 2 7\/8 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on 28 count fabric (stitched over 2) in 4\" hoop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDMC 501, 563, 3766\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with white background, and symbol-only pattern with white background. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47893468512413,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_8676.jpg?v=1777867814"},{"product_id":"respect-existence-or-expect-resistance-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Respect Existence or Expect Resistance - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eI decided to make an aggressive pride pattern for 2025. What with everything going on these days, I feel like this is the vibe more than just \"love is love.\" Those of us that can safely push back need to, and loudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyway, I had such a blast with this one! I never would have thought that I love designing weaponry, but here we are 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in June 2025. Find exclusive \u0026amp; time-released patterns, blog posts \u0026amp; more at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 18 \u003c\/span\u003ecount fabric in a 6\" hoop, but its a tight squeeze because I can't do math, so I recommend a 6\" x 6\" frame, or a 7\" hoop (unless you want to take it out of the hoop to stitch the corners like I had to). \u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePattern info:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e81 x 81 stitches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 5 3\/4 x 5 3\/4 inches\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e16 count: 5 1\/8 x 5 1\/8 inches\u003cbr\u003e18 count:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 4 1\/2 x 4 1\/2 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eDMC\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 318, 415, 806, 3755, 3799, 3806, B5200\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with black background, full-page pattern with white background, and symbol-only pattern with white background. 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Growing up in Ventura County I was surrounded by produce fields, and saw the literally back-breaking labor it takes to harvest them. Even needlework \u0026amp; sewing tend to be undervalued \u0026amp; looked down upon as they are traditionally women's work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll this to say, all labor is skilled labor, and the hardest jobs generally pay the least. 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Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47894761046173,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_51833.jpg?v=1777920990"},{"product_id":"attack-dethrone-god-cross-stitch-pattern-pack","title":"Attack \u0026 Dethrone God - Cross Stitch Pattern Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eOn June 6, 2020, in the midst of unprecedented turmoil in the US, Fox News declared that \"antifa\" fought to attack and dethrone god. Now, I can't speak for anyone else, but that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. So, here's a pattern about it! This includes both the traditional \u0026amp; pastel colorways.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e90 x 65 stitches \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count: 6 3\/8 x 5 3\/8 inches\u003cbr\u003e16 count: 5 5\/8 x 4 3\/4 inches \u003cbr\u003e18 count: 5 x 4 1\/8inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on 14 count in a 5 x 7 frame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eTraditional: DMC 02, 04, 310, 415, 815, 902, 3799\u003cbr\u003ePastel: DMC 327, 414, 550, 554, 602, 894, 3804\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with white background for both color ways. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47894764945565,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/Untitled_Artwork.jpg?v=1777921193"},{"product_id":"attack-and-dethrone-santa-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Attack and Dethrone Santa - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eChristmas has dominated the end of the year for too long! 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The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47894770122909,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/Thumbnail.webp?v=1777921394"},{"product_id":"guillotine-trio-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Guillotine Trio - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eEat the rich with 3 different mini guillotine patterns. If you like the colors of one but the details of the other, feel free to mix \u0026amp; match! 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Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47898090242205,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/FullSizeRender_7a389fd0-8f2b-4104-80e2-878b70a73e7e.jpg?v=1778019869"},{"product_id":"touch-grass-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Touch Grass - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003eOkay, when I designed this it was more a \"haha internet funny\" and less a \"we need to all stop doomscrolling to survive.\" This is a quick, cute gift idea, especially if you stitch it on an ornament blank! It's also the same size as my previous internet minis, so all 3 make a cute se\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in November 2024. 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