{"product_id":"young-dumb-and-full-of-microplastics-cross-stitch-pattern","title":"Young, Dumb, and Full of Microplastics - Cross Stitch Pattern","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eI had this stupid thought at work and knew I had to make it immediately. I played around with a few different fonts \u0026amp; spacing, but something about \"microplastic\" not fitting \u0026amp; looking like it was just pasted into a different pattern really makes me laugh. I set this down multiple times while I was test stitching \u0026amp; said \"this might be the stupidest thing I've ever made\"... but here we are anyway!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'm sorry about the confetti, but I tried to make the color placements not too terrible. It would also be super fun to do with beads instead! I actually had a much harder time with the flower spacing, and if you can see all the times I had to frog no you don't ☺️\u003cbr\u003eImportant note: I absolutely made a couple mistakes in the confetti part, but it's correct in the pattern I promise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was originally released to Patrons in August 2025. Find exclusive \u0026amp; time-released patterns, blog posts \u0026amp; more at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/TheGloomyGremlin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShown on\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 28 \u003c\/span\u003ecount fabric.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePattern info:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e90 x 58 stitches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 count:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 6 3\/8 x 4 1\/8 stitches\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e16 count: 5 5\/8 x 3 5\/8 stitches\u003cbr\u003e18 count:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 5 x 3\/14 stitches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eColors: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eDMC\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 223, 307, 310, 321, 333, 335, 469, 470, 553, 608, 718, 963, 3766 \u0026amp; 3848\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePDF includes full-page pattern with black background, full-page pattern with white background, and symbol-only pattern with white background. Pattern Keeper compatibility not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003eThe is a digital PDF only, not a physical product. The PDF will be emailed to you once your payment clears. Due to the nature of this product there are no refunds, please order carefully\u003cspan\u003e❗️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gloomy Gremlin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47893465825437,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/2976\/2461\/files\/IMG_48913.jpg?v=1777867622","url":"https:\/\/www.thegloomygremlin.com\/products\/young-dumb-and-full-of-microplastics-cross-stitch-pattern","provider":"The Gloomy Gremlin","version":"1.0","type":"link"}